Give your friends the slip with

banana revenge
Let's do it

What is banana revenge?

Revenge is a dish best served hard

Siblings. Parents. Companions. Co-workers. What do all these people have in common? If you were thinking 'They all deserve to receive a huge, implicating package in the mail' then you are a god damned genius.

With Banana Revenge we help you experience the sweet, sweet taste of embarrassing the shit out of the people you love the most. Simply input the coordinates of anyone in the world and we'll send them a big banana protector housed in our enormous 11 inch, bananatomically correct packaging.

Will they know it was you? NOBRO! Our shipments are anonymous, so your recipient will never know who just gave them the slip.

Ship one off right now for just $19.95 (which includes FREE! worldwide shipping).

Our Process

1. Identify Recipient

Point out your recipient and we will mail them a banana protector in a custom, 11 inch "banana" shaped box.

2. PAY

"You can't put a price on a safe banana."

- Ancient proverb

3. Laugh maniacally

They'll probably forgive you, eventually.

IDENTIFY Recipient

Recipient's Shipping Address

Include a personal message

Due to heated negotiations with USPS and complaints from many distressed and embarrassed postmen, orders are temporarily disabled until we sort out our issues. Thanks for your patience.


How big is the package?

These things are HUGE!!! They measure over 11 inches long, with a 5 inch girth. Your victim might needs two hands to wield it.

What's in the box?
  • Your message (if you include one)
  • A super protective banana case
Is there a real banana in the package?

No! Due to customs regulations we disappointingly cannot include real bananas, but rest assured that if we did they would arrive unbruised.

What quality are the banana protectors?

Our Canadian made, BPA-free banana protectors have erected positive reviews across the board and we are confident that our banana protectors will stand up to the rigors of daily handling.

What is your turnaround time?

It depends if we have stock on hand. If there is no message in the checkout area indicating otherwise, then we will ship your banana protector in 3-5 business days.

Can I cancel my order?

It depends. We can cancel your order and refund you as long as it hasn't shipped yet. If you accidentally submitted an order send us an email immediately and we will do our best to cancel your order in time.

Someone sent me a banana protector! Can you tell me who so I can send them one back?

NO CHANCE! We respect our senders' privacy. You're gonna have to take your best guess.