Siblings. Parents. Companions. Co-workers. What do all these people have in common? If you were thinking 'They all deserve to receive a huge, implicating package in the mail' then you are a god damned genius.
With Banana Revenge we help you experience the sweet, sweet taste of embarrassing the shit out of the people you love the most. Simply input the coordinates of anyone in the world and we'll send them a big banana protector housed in our enormous 11 inch, bananatomically correct packaging.
Will they know it was you? NOBRO! Our shipments are anonymous, so your recipient will never know who just gave them the slip.
Ship one off right now for just $19.95 (which includes FREE! worldwide shipping).
These things are HUGE!!! They measure over 11 inches long, with a 5 inch girth. Your victim might needs two hands to wield it.
No! Due to customs regulations we disappointingly cannot include real bananas, but rest assured that if we did they would arrive unbruised.
Our Canadian made, BPA-free banana protectors have erected positive reviews across the board and we are confident that our banana protectors will stand up to the rigors of daily handling.
It depends if we have stock on hand. If there is no message in the checkout area indicating otherwise, then we will ship your banana protector in 3-5 business days.
It depends. We can cancel your order and refund you as long as it hasn't shipped yet. If you accidentally submitted an order send us an email immediately and we will do our best to cancel your order in time.
NO CHANCE! We respect our senders' privacy. You're gonna have to take your best guess.